I bet you didn't know all this stuff?

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  1. One thousand
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    Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes,
  2. All were invented
    by women.
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    Q. What is the only
    food that doesn't spoil?
  3. Honey
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    Q. Which day are there more collect calls
  4. Father's Day
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    In Shakespeare's time,
  5. You accidentally
  6. enter your PIN on the microwave.
  7. You haven't
    played solitaire with real cards in years.
  8. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
  9. You e-mail the person whoworks at the desk next to you.
  10. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
  11. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...
  12. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

Published March 6, 2017

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