BREAKING NEWS: Yorkshire holds its breath as main shipping route of pork pies is blocked!

Fred Slathwaite, Captain of the vessel, said, "One minute we were fine, then a gust of wind caught us!"

"Yorkshire is expected to loose as much as 3.45 British Pounds a day until the carnage can be cleared, which could potentially take weeks to clear" a spokesman said.

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