By Jolly Green

Sorry, wrong
photo of Ralph Gonsalves, lets try again. No microphone just medical
marijuana trial splif.

The marijuana
adviser and specialist chef told him “a splif a day keeps the
doctor away”.

https://www.iwnsvg.com/2018/02/11/scientist-at-svgs-historic-marijuana-testing-is-a-chef/

That’s the
one, Red Ralph at his worst. Give him a microphone and someone to
scorn or call nasty names on and he is way ahead of Hitler’s
microphone image.

But how about
his collection of Barbie dolls, here they are –

Yes, Louis
Straker, the man who the Queen unknowingly knighted for services to
the Gonsalves/Francis family dynasty. Held open a ministry in wait
for Camillo and made sure to the exclusion of all other Vincentians
he got on the ladder to all the appropriate government positions.
Trained the boy in the leapfrog procedure.

What do you
mean ‘Barbie’ he keeps them for making his phone calls to? We are
not part of that Barbie collection.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5JFYF9Nk

The comrade is
a film star now.

Whilst most of
my emulators here have only one microphone, I have several.

My name is
Adolph Hitler.

When I find out
who wrote the song ‘Hitler has only got one ball’ I will ensure
that all medical marijuana supplies are stopped.

I am
responsible for eleven million Deaths.

These new
fangled things called microphones are far from being micro. The
string holding it up is also the latest technology.

My name is
Vladimir Lenin and I am responsible for killing of six million
people.

My microphone
is the very best the Ruble can buy.

My name is
Joseph Stalin

Under my rule,
the Soviet Union suffered an estimated 56 to 62 million “unnatural
deaths,” with 34 to 49 million directly linked to me.

I love my
microphone, I used to be a bus driver not much fun, but certainly got
to see the suburbs.

So far I am
only responsible for about a 100,000 deaths of Venezuelan
counter-revolutionaries.

But if it
counts, four million have left Venezuela.

If anyone can
get Ralph off the phone I would like to have a word with him.

So what is the
connection between all these people?

They all have a
microphones.

Jolly Green

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