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20 drunk trees that need to go home

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  1. This tree tried to wear a tire.
  2. Tree thinks it's a bridge.
  3. Drunk driving is not okay, tree.
  4. This tree is doing keg stands.
  5. Tree can't even stand up straight.
  6. Drunk tree doesn't know where to stand.
  7. Or this one.
  8. Some trees just can't hold their liquor.
  9. Or keep their grass in line.
  10. I guess you can hang out.
  11. Drunk biking is also not ok.
  12. All of these trees are wasted.
  13. Please put your clothes back on, tree.
  14. Trees can't swim.
  15. Or eat signs.
  16. No tree, you can't come inside.
  17. This tree just wants to sit down.
  18. Seriously?
  19. This tree passed out in the snow.
  20. Maybe you should just sleep here.

Published September 11, 2014

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